
No, I’m not picking a fight with Colchester’s claim to Humpty Dumpty, for they did indeed have a huge Royalist cannon called Humpty Dumpty which was destroyed by the Parliamentarians, see http://www.englishcivilwar.org/2012/04/tracing-siege-of-colchester.html and https://lordgreys.weebly.com/articles-and-features/humpty-dumpty-exploded).
However, I definitely find fault with any silly notion about Richard’s horse at Bosworth being called Wall (https://murreyandblue.org/2022/01/02/humpty-dumpty-and-his-wall-were-richard-iii-and-his-horse/ and https://murreyandblue.org/2021/08/22/hey-diddle-dumpty/). That’s plain daft.

A Dictionary of Archaic and Provincial Words, Obsolete Phrases, Proverbs and Ancient Customs from the Fourteenth Century, Vol I, page 467, Halliwell, defines Humpty Dumpty as follows: Humpty-dumpty means short, broad and clumsy, while Humpty on its own means hunch-backed. The latter perhaps explains why poor Richard III features in the narrative. There’s still a Tudor-manufactured insistence that he suffered from kyphosis.
But now I have happened upon another explanation, and this time it is from my home city (home since 1963) of Gloucester. Prompted by a thread on a FB group that’s concerned with Gloucester past and present, I did some digging, and yes, Humpty Dumpty seems to have been involved in the 1643 Siege of Gloucester! See https://www.visitgloucester.co.uk/discover/blog/read/2021/11/gloucesters-nursery-rhymes-b121.

If you go here https://www.gloucestercivictrust.org/wp-content/uploads/Siege-of-Gloucester-Tour-Notes-Jim-Dillon.pdf you’ll find the route of a present-day tour around various city sites concerned in the siege, including: “….Brunswick Road. Humpty Dumpty. A siege engine which collapsed. Pig and Whistle. Gloucester allegedly ran a pig around the walls to show that they had food. A boy played a jolly tune on the whistle to draw their attention….” *
From the description on the FB group I take it that this siege engine was actually a siege tower, like the one in the image at the top of this post and in the centre of the image below, rather than a trebuchet or battering ram. Although the visitgloucester.co.uk site claims it was a catapult. Whatever, it wasn’t a cannon, such as the one at Colchester.

So there. Gloucester claims Humpty Dumpty in his siege tower persona! The tower’s wheels became stuck, it toppled over and broke into pieces. Then Humpty Dumpty couldn’t be put together again! 😲
*Does this mean Gloucester can also claim to be the origin of the pub name Pig and Whistle? Well, not according to this link: https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/pig-and-whistle.html

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