The story of Lambert Simnel is well-known, of course, but here is a podcast about him.

It begins with adverts and they reappear during the narration, but the programme itself is interesting. Lambert is stated, categorically, to be the son of an Oxford carpenter. He is also described as being trained to be Edward Plantagenet, son of George of Clarence. Trained so well, in fact, that he really could carry off the pretence.

We hear of the boy’s coronation in Dublin, and his army’s progress across the Irish Sea to England and eventual confrontation with Henry VII at Stoke Field.

Unfortunately, Henry is described as “a great war captain” whose army “annihilated” the opposition. Henry Tudor wasn’t a great war captain, he was just incredibly lucky, and far from annihilating the Yorkists at Stoke he won because of an error by his foes, who were actually beginning to win until that moment. Lambert’s subsequent fate in the royal kitchens is then described.

The narrator feels that if the Yorkists had won, Lambert wouldn’t have been long for this world, but would have been hastily swapped with the real Edward Plantagenet.

But, in spite of the above comments, in general I enjoyed the podcast, which is just over twenty minutes long.

One is tempted to observe that Henry wore full armour for the above scene because he feared everyone around him was about to draw a dagger! Oh, I wish….

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  1. I don’t think great war captains hide behind pike walls!!

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    1. I have a feeling that the Weasel could hide behind a daisy. 😄

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  2. I would not trust Henry VII’s account of getting out of bed.

    The whole thing is incredibly fishy. First, the boy was crowned and anointed in Dublin. That is serious stuff to a medieval mind, not just an insignificant ploy.

    Second, if he was Edward Earl of Warwick, or supposed to be, why was Henry so suspicious of Elizabeth Woodville and her son Dorset? Why would they want to depose their daughter/half sister to set up the son of a man they had both hated? And who had hated them?

    Third, why would Lincoln let Warwick take precedence over his own claim, which was very strong?

    It makes no sense, and if something makes no sense it is almost always nonsense.

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  3. The whole thing is incredibly fishy. First, the boy was crowned and anointed in Dublin. That is serious stuff to a medieval mind, not just an insignificant ploy

    Yes. Moreover, the princes were systematically taught all sorts of wisdom. A carpenter’s son who’s been trained… Not, not! 😀
    Or were those noble children very stupid? Then such a fact would immediately be divulged by enemies

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