Forgotten Password, from the “Rejects of Lord Zarquon” album:
I might need to write another song
About some things that I think are so wrong
It might be one about Richard the Third
Or my most recent forgotten password
When I tried to log into Facebook
I was disabled using Microsoft Outlook
So I thought I’d send a quick email
But my computer is as slow as a snail
I might need to write another song
About some things that I think are so wrong
Against all the frauds we should be united
Of scams on the internet you know we are blighted
When I tried to log into Facebook
I was disabled using Microsoft Outlook
So I thought I’d send a quick email
But my computer is as slow as a snail
I could write a song about anything
And all the misery that the fraudsters bring
I need lots of passwords because of them
And all of them I hate and condemn
I might need to write another song
About all the things that I think are so wrong
It might be one about Richard the Third
Or my most recent forgotten password
When I last logged onto Twitter
The tweets about the Tudors made me feel bitter
I feel so sorry for Richard the Third
And I still can’t remember that flaming password
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