Forgotten Password, from the “Rejects of Lord Zarquon” album:

 
I might need to write another song
 
About some things that I think are so wrong
 
It might be one about Richard the Third
 
Or my most recent forgotten password
 
 
 
When I tried to log into Facebook
 
I was disabled using Microsoft Outlook
 
So I thought I’d send a quick email
 
But my computer is as slow as a snail
 
 
 
I might need to write another song
 
About some things that I think are so wrong
 
Against all the frauds we should be united
 
Of scams on the internet you know we are blighted
 
 
 
When I tried to log into Facebook
 
I was disabled using Microsoft Outlook
 
So I thought I’d send a quick email
 
But my computer is as slow as a snail
 
 
 
I could write a song about anything
 
And all the misery that the fraudsters bring
 
I need lots of passwords because of them
 
And all of them I hate and condemn
 
 
 
I might need to write another song
 
About all the things that I think are so wrong
 
It might be one about Richard the Third
 
Or my most recent forgotten password
 
 
 
When I last logged onto Twitter
 
The tweets about the Tudors made me feel bitter
 
I feel so sorry for Richard the Third
 
And I still can’t remember that flaming password
 


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